Common Sense

I wonder where I could buy common sense. I'd be giving tons away to particular people, new graduates who were any of the following:

• Absent during their classes;
• Cheated on their attendance during on-the-job training days;
• Didn't do anything productive during on-the-job training days;
• Didn't actually go to college (O_o);
• Lacking imagination, resourcefulness, and yeah... common sense;
• Not aware of their actual duties and responsibilities;
• Not human. They don't have heart either for their job or for people.

Shoganai ne...